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The Blessed Kingdom of Custadia

“God is a Custadian.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Blessed Kingdom of Custadia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Strenst XXIX with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.334 billion Custadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krudzt. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The Custadian economy, worth a remarkable 3,914 trillion Teils a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 225,817 Teils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government loves seeing the little people fight, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor, and a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Custadia's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Custadia is ranked 3,185th in the world and 151st in Lazarus for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 51,501.66 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 373rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 412thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 465thLargest Black Market: 767thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,164thMost Influential: 1,636thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,661stLargest Mining Sector: 1,871stTop
Most Patriotic: 2,603rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,624thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,695thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,862ndLargest Governments: 3,001stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,172ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,185thHighest Economic Output: 3,861stHighest Average Incomes: 5,313thLowest Crime Rates: 5,741stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,749thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,721stSmartest Citizens: 10,888thTop
Most Inclusive: 14,417thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,992ndHealthiest Citizens: 15,453rdLargest Populations: 15,745thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,249thMost Stationary: 18,619thMost Secular: 20,581st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 35th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 73rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 76th in the regionMost Patriotic: 83rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 121st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 124th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 124th in the regionLargest Governments: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 147th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 151st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 183rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 247th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 252nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 312th in the regionMost Stationary: 318th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 344th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 415th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 611th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 666th in the region

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