The Dominion of Soviet Felines
“In The Dominion of Soviet Felines, Cat owns human”
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Location: The Communist Bloc
Regional Influence: Truckler
The Dominion of Soviet Felines is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Meow with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.681 billion Soviet Felinesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meowlingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Soviet Felinesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,466 trillion Catnips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 418,179 Catnips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Builders across Soviet Felines are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Felines's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Meowism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Soviet Felines endorsed The Democratic Republic of Gedzhiktiridzhistan.
- : Soviet Felines endorsed The United Socialist States of Daiamid.
- : Soviet Felines was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Daiamid.
- : Soviet Felines was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Gedzhiktiridzhistan.
- : Soviet Felines endorsed The Non-Existent Nation of Socialist Heronia.
- : Soviet Felines was endorsed by The Non-Existent Nation of Socialist Heronia.
- : Soviet Felines endorsed The Republic of Jutlop.
- : Soviet Felines was endorsed by The Republic of Jutlop.
- : Soviet Felines endorsed The People's Republic of Kahira el-Mubaraka.
- : Soviet Felines endorsed The People's Republic of Mazovian Proletarians.
Endorsements Received: 84 » Westnesia, Kethania, Kdogistan, Uinted Communist of Africa, Shamian, New Soviet States of America, Kitchen Nation, Illeron, Liliumtopia, United Nations of Earth Federation, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Wirkungsgrad, Dudaev, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, Stalin Lands, Anarhic Morrowind, Huelistan, The State of Mao, Russaki, Vulga, Marxmeans, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Transbiansylvania, Saint Shepard, Zaversko, Debordan, Blakkland, Phallas, Velikarudina, Hamascas, The New West Country, Ambaniala, Secutor, The palace of God 2, Calusahatchii, Ottomeme, The Union of Malaysian Socialists, Socialist Union of Slavic Republics, Thebrin, The Tarpeian Cliffs, Lorgim Lukka, Crescent Commune, Harthis, Ubertas, Karelianastan, Redternetia, Feyrisshire, Kheshiga, Solveneia, Rothnia, and 34 others.ZhongMania, New Astri, Ganjallia, KatfNoPha, Luftetia, Bananorium, Melres e Medas, Virgondo, Westacaucasus, Ruskania, The Tsardom of Muscovy, BurningPhoenix, Itilien, Pajonia, New Mandoras, The Democratic Democracy of Democracies, Radicalania, Garbynia, The Steephills, Vilouki, Arsa, Hastita, Cinnamon Resort, Hopolieistan, Bibliophilius, Hachea, Saniston, Kahira el-Mubaraka, Mazovian Proletarians, Sirijiva, Jutlop, Socialist Heronia, Gedzhiktiridzhistan, and Daiamid.