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The Dominion of Soviet Felines

“In The Dominion of Soviet Felines, Cat owns human”

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Location: The Communist Bloc

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Dominion of Soviet Felines is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Meow with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.681 billion Soviet Felinesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meowlingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Felinesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,466 trillion Catnips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 418,179 Catnips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Soviet Felines are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Felines's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Meowism.

Soviet Felines is ranked 2,532nd in the world and 11th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Economic Output, with 4,466 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 200thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 209thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 213thHighest Poor Incomes: 219thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 260thMost Secular: 283rdLargest Black Market: 341stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 408thMost Influential: 524thLargest Mining Sector: 531stHighest Average Incomes: 669thLargest Agricultural Sector: 736thMost Corrupt Governments: 801stMost Advanced Public Transport: 873rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,104thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,181stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,186thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,390thMost Avoided: 1,544thLargest Governments: 1,576thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,020thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,072ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,532ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,678thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,848thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,666thSmartest Citizens: 6,291stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,683rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,172ndMost Stationary: 9,229thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,776thMost Efficient Economies: 11,689thTop
Most Authoritarian: 13,088thMost Developed: 16,223rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,391stLargest Retail Industry: 21,963rdMost Conservative: 23,559th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 35th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 42nd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 54th in the regionLargest Populations: 59th in the regionMost Conservative: 60th in the regionRudest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 76th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 81st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 84 » Westnesia, Kethania, Kdogistan, Uinted Communist of Africa, Shamian, New Soviet States of America, Kitchen Nation, Illeron, Liliumtopia, United Nations of Earth Federation, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Wirkungsgrad, Dudaev, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, Stalin Lands, Anarhic Morrowind, Huelistan, The State of Mao, Russaki, Vulga, Marxmeans, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Transbiansylvania, Saint Shepard, Zaversko, Debordan, Blakkland, Phallas, Velikarudina, Hamascas, The New West Country, Ambaniala, Secutor, The palace of God 2, Calusahatchii, Ottomeme, The Union of Malaysian Socialists, Socialist Union of Slavic Republics, Thebrin, The Tarpeian Cliffs, Lorgim Lukka, Crescent Commune, Harthis, Ubertas, Karelianastan, Redternetia, Feyrisshire, Kheshiga, Solveneia, Rothnia, and 34 others.ZhongMania, New Astri, Ganjallia, KatfNoPha, Luftetia, Bananorium, Melres e Medas, Virgondo, Westacaucasus, Ruskania, The Tsardom of Muscovy, BurningPhoenix, Itilien, Pajonia, New Mandoras, The Democratic Democracy of Democracies, Radicalania, Garbynia, The Steephills, Vilouki, Arsa, Hastita, Cinnamon Resort, Hopolieistan, Bibliophilius, Hachea, Saniston, Kahira el-Mubaraka, Mazovian Proletarians, Sirijiva, Jutlop, Socialist Heronia, Gedzhiktiridzhistan, and Daiamid.