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The Pawky Gallimaufry of Seantonia

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The Pawky Gallimaufry of Seantonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Benevolent and Bespectacled Sean with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.782 billion Seantonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kilgore Trout. The average income tax rate is 1.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seantonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,932 trillion armandalegs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 262,637 armandalegs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Every workday begins with group therapy, voting is voluntary, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending, and prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Seantonia's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Radical Skepticism.

Seantonia is ranked 272,997^th in the world and 799^th in 10000 Islands for Safest, scoring 8.42 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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