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The Sparkling Waters of Namakan

“Keep your stick on the ice”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Sparkling Waters of Namakan is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.264 billion Namakanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kettle Falls. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Namakanian economy, worth 891 trillion Greenstones a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,338 Greenstones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, and the newest shade developed by Namakan's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'. Crime is totally unknown. Namakan's national animal is the Lake Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Namakan is ranked 2,841st in the world and 61st in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 24.73 bananas ingested per day.

Most Influential: 184thLeast Corrupt Governments: 917thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,005thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,097thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,099thBest Weather: 1,179thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,259thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,573rdMost Pacifist: 1,639thNicest Citizens: 1,658thMost Developed: 1,864thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,885thMost Inclusive: 1,914thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,045thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,096thHighest Food Quality: 2,195thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,410thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,612thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,706thHealthiest Citizens: 2,841stSmartest Citizens: 2,978thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,165thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,454thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,721stLargest Governments: 3,746thSafest: 3,792ndMost Cultured: 3,949thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,316thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,499thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,542ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,589thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,484thLowest Crime Rates: 7,546thMost Secular: 7,610thNudest: 10,652ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,374thMost Efficient Economies: 12,440thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 16,584thMost Income Equality: 18,782ndHighest Economic Output: 24,646th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionBest Weather: 29th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 30th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 40th in the regionMost Influential: 41st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 41st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 44th in the regionNicest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Inclusive: 45th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 47th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 48th in the regionMost Pacifist: 49th in the regionMost Developed: 50th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 61st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 61st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 62nd in the regionLargest Governments: 65th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 65th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 73rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 74th in the regionMost Cultured: 75th in the regionTop
Nudest: 80th in the regionSafest: 81st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 85th in the regionMost Income Equality: 89th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 90th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 95th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 95th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 107th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 128th in the regionMost Secular: 132nd in the region

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