The Free Democratic State of Ear Exploder 9000
“Protect thy ears”
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Location: 10000 Islands
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Free Democratic State of Ear Exploder 9000 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Imperator Joe Average XIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.851 billion Earexplodians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cacophonia. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Earexplodian economy, worth 319 trillion Decibels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 172,642 Decibels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ear Exploder 9000's national animal is the Joeaveragian Pike, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Joeism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ear Exploder 9000 was endorsed by The Holy Socialist Republic of Striagro Uspil.
- : Ear Exploder 9000 was endorsed by The Principality of The Divine Elephant.
- : Ear Exploder 9000 was endorsed by The Kingdom of Syedians.
- : Ear Exploder 9000 was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Island Emirates.
- : Ear Exploder 9000 was endorsed by The Community of Selinoz.
- : Ear Exploder 9000 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Ear Exploder 9000 voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Against Inflationary Practices".
- : Following new legislation in Ear Exploder 9000, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : Following new legislation in Ear Exploder 9000, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
- : Ear Exploder 9000 endorsed The Federal Republic of United Kolance.
Endorsements Received: 63 » Selu-Ahare, Grimmywelsh, Alski, Liberdon, Free Land of Rebellium, Evertopia, Testa, Xanthorrhoea, Namakan, Krystalveil, The Democratic State Of Josora, Wysrod, Transisrael, Solsevara, Tobixland, Killettland, The African Emirates, Macrasetia, Faradova, Tzo, Hashari Darussalam, The Galactic American Imperium, Vivolkha, Maconshinbernititte, Cathamye, Kaprein, Ilfarasia, Geonomia, Vicim, Pavaro, Kanycta, Tausend Seen, Houbur, Puffandria, Federal republic of wakanda, Markanite, The United Regions of Ekriba, Rauensteinland, Jaegerpondonia, Allofthenamesaretaken, Caribbia, Rog Mily, Dustwind, Reformed Imperis, Venmere, United Atle Lamton, Dolorado, Immortal Anfield, Nanase Army, Better Indonesia, and 13 others.Seranis, Chip Skylark, Vayshnoriya Islands, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Medetas, City of Saint Nicolas, Clialaad, Grungerock, United Kolance, Selinoz, Syedians, The Divine Elephant, and Striagro Uspil.