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The Carefully Watched Republic of Katitania

“Sometimes it be like that”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Squire


The Carefully Watched Republic of Katitania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Great Overlord Kat with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.633 billion Katitanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizzaland. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Katitanian economy, worth 694 trillion Slashes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 149,800 Slashes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult', the fate of the world literally rests on Great Overlord Kat's fingers, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, and the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Katitania's national animal is the Porcupine and its national religion is Katism.

Katitania is ranked 253,342nd in the world and 1,471st in 10000 Islands for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -26 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most Influential: 710thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,123rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,595thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,074thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,098thMost Devout: 2,582ndTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 3,799thLargest Black Market: 4,087thMost Primitive: 4,354thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,395thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,066thMost Patriotic: 5,264thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,673rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,262ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,338thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,831stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 14,332ndLargest Governments: 15,202ndHighest Average Incomes: 15,318thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,722ndMost Authoritarian: 15,907thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,973rdHighest Poor Incomes: 17,092ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,139thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,012th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Primitive: 33rd in the regionMost Devout: 33rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 40th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 49th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionMost Patriotic: 55th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 61st in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 78th in the regionMost Influential: 87th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 98th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 104th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 105th in the regionMost Conservative: 117th in the region

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