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The ONCEness of Ilfarasia

“Never Stop Never Stopping”

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The ONCEness of Ilfarasia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Supreme ONCEcellor Prosavich with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.317 billion Ilfarasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonatown. The average income tax rate is 38.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ilfarasian economy, worth 751 trillion creds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 174,177 creds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, and in government offices a hidden killer takes the lives of ministers and civil servants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ilfarasia's national animal is the hornbill, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pink Pandaism.

Ilfarasia is ranked 15,011^th in the world and 263^rd in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 12.07 bananas ingested per day.

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