The Anarchy of Blogotopia
“Why Did israel Kill Shireen Abu Akleh?”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Location: 10000 Islands
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker
The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, lack of airports, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 38.478 billion Blogotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 13,494 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 350,712 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, bicycle parking sheds have sprouted like mushrooms near rail stations after cars were banned, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, extreme political groups are outlawed.
- : Blogotopia endorsed The Commonwealth of Zebastani.
- : Blogotopia was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Zebastani.
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, bicycle parking sheds have sprouted like mushrooms near rail stations after cars were banned.
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
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