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The Republic of Better Indonesia

“Unity in Diversity”

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The Republic of Better Indonesia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nathanael Octavianus with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.325 billion Indonesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jakarta. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Better Indonesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,200 trillion New Rupiahs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 293,197 New Rupiahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to New Jakarta to enjoy their national art, the new Really Big Telescope has been praised for presenting pictures of bright dots in unprecedented detail, and police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Better Indonesia's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Better Indonesia is ranked 257,412^th in the world and 1,511^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -31.58 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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