Spotlight on:

The Streisand Effect of Creeptopia

“Moo Goes the Dynamite”

Overview • Factbook • Dispatches • Policies • People • Government • Economy • Rank • Trend • Cards

The Streisand Effect of Creeptopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Dev with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.861 billion Creeptopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyramid County. The average income tax rate is 7.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Creeptopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,840 trillion Creebucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 193,391 Creebucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, and ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen. Crime is totally unknown. Creeptopia's national animal is the Creeper Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Covenant of Holy Notch.

Creeptopia is ranked 257,569^th in the world and 1,513^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -26.83 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Top
1%Top
5%Top
10%Top
5%Top
10%