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The Trans-Ascendant Empyrea of The Galactic American Imperium

“Neutrality? That’s just pre-war courtesy.”

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The Trans-Ascendant Empyrea of The Galactic American Imperium is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Kaeso with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.404 billion Imperial Americans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Americana. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,618 trillion Interstellar Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 475,452 Interstellar Imperial Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across The Galactic American Imperium, and The Galactic American Imperium successfully hosted the 10000 Islands Olympics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Galactic American Imperium's national animal is the Imperial Abyss Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is State Atheism.

The Galactic American Imperium is ranked 7,302^nd in the world and 142^nd in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 17.04 bananas ingested per day.

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