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The August Bastion of Jaegerpondonia

“Get off my lawn.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The August Bastion of Jaegerpondonia is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 739 million Jaegerpondonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sylvania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jaegerpondonian economy, worth 97.5 trillion bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 131,948 bits, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, concussed Earth Ponyball players cannot remember their lineup position, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jaegerpondonia's national animal is the Earth Pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jaegerpondonia is ranked 246,073rd in the world and 1,457th in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.63 bananas ingested per day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 792ndTop
Most Influential: 3,503rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,543rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,050thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,271stTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,227thMost Cultured: 14,997thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,319thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,181stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,523rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,224thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,160thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,566thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,774thHighest Average Incomes: 20,936thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,946thMost Efficient Economies: 21,030thMost Developed: 21,394thMost Patriotic: 22,937thSmartest Citizens: 23,790th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionTop
Most Average: 62nd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 114th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 124th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 133rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 146th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 152nd in the region

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