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The People's Republic of Puffandria

“Dancing on rainbows”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The People's Republic of Puffandria is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Fluffle Puff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.787 billion Puffandrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flufferia. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Puffandrian economy, worth a remarkable 3,676 trillion Smileses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 287,519 Smileses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puffandria's national animal is the Magical Pony, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ponism.

Puffandria is ranked 256,131st in the world and 1,497th in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -17.89 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 393rdLargest Mining Sector: 771stLargest Black Market: 859thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,026thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,081stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,517thMost Secular: 1,679thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,736thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,275thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,279thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,344thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,610thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,681stMost Patriotic: 3,056thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,401stLowest Crime Rates: 3,904thHighest Economic Output: 4,266thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,652ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,016thMost Influential: 5,247thNudest: 5,493rdMost Authoritarian: 5,527thLargest Governments: 6,842ndMost Avoided: 7,268thMost Conservative: 7,309thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,336thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,022ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,691stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,980thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 13,482ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,737thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,548thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,839thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18,688thMost Efficient Economies: 18,973rdSmartest Citizens: 20,748thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,719thLargest Populations: 24,974th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 20th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Conservative: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionMost Extreme: 30th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Patriotic: 35th in the regionNudest: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Secular: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 51st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 51st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 66th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 67th in the regionMost Avoided: 73rd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 83rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 103rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 112th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 115th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 122nd in the regionLargest Governments: 126th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 133rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 141st in the region

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