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The Yellow Loving Monarchy of Niemence

“Für das Land und für die Menschen”

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The Yellow Loving Monarchy of Niemence is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Anton Bauer II with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.036 billion Niemceans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Friedlichkeit. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Niemencean economy, worth 99.9 trillion Niemencean Reichtums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,431 Niemencean Reichtums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Niemence's national animal is the Niemencean eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

Niemence is ranked 38,003^rd in the world and 446^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.68 law-abiding acts per hour.

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