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The Republic of Nation States of Joedism

“Why be bullied when you can be the Bully?”

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The Republic of Nation States of Joedism is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 9.132 billion Nation States of Joedismians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nation States of Joedismian economy, worth 917 trillion Soda Tabs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,491 Soda Tabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Medical lawsuits are out of control, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, luxury condos have arisen from the ashes of demolished houses of worship, and employers are keenest on employees who lack family values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nation States of Joedism's national animal is the Taco Bell Chihuahua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nation States of Joedism is ranked 32,021^st in the world and 697^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.54 law-abiding acts per hour.

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