The Space Empire of Tassirion
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Space Empire of Tassirion is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The God Emperor Triolan with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.61 billion Tassirionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Moon base. The average income tax rate is 79.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Tassirionian economy, worth 994 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 215,792 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of The God Emperor Triolan's most personal functions, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tassirion's national animal is the cosmic dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is The love of the God Father.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of The God Emperor Triolan's most personal functions.
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, The God Emperor Triolan's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, the Tassirionian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne".
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, the official Tassirionian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
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