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The General Jujube Cookie of East Malaysia

“Ubi concordia, ibi victoria”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The General Jujube Cookie of East Malaysia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Empress Glendale Jung with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory vegetarianism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 33.051 billion East Malaysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eastrovia. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient East Malaysian economy, worth a remarkable 3,915 trillion EM$s a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,466 EM$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Malaysia's national animal is the Kabuverdianu Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Firstism.

East Malaysia is ranked 154,115th in the world and 6,262nd in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -11.66 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Populations: 929thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,159thTop
Most Influential: 1,604thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,873rdHighest Economic Output: 2,211thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,225thBest Weather: 3,372ndSafest: 3,416thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,987thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,251stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,027thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,356thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,706thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,080thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,831stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,937thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,026thLargest Governments: 7,154thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,572ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,616thTop
Most Developed: 7,843rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,726thHealthiest Citizens: 9,579thMost Cultured: 11,108thSmartest Citizens: 11,126thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,936thNicest Citizens: 14,076thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,454th
Largest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 49th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 83rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 88th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 90th in the regionSafest: 94th in the regionBest Weather: 97th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 116th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 120th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 144th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 148th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 149th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 158th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 164th in the regionLargest Governments: 167th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 183rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 188th in the regionMost Developed: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 226th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 251st in the regionMost Cultured: 266th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 296th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 314th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 391st in the regionNicest Citizens: 402nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 408th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 547th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 550th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 561st in the region

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