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The Queendom of Kyrisland

“Be brave, be bold, and be a Good Samaritan”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Queendom of Kyrisland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Kyris with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.258 billion Kyrislandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wysterville. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kyrislandian economy, worth 134 trillion Kyrians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 106,920 Kyrians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony, many friends and relatives of Empress Kyris have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Kyrisland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrisland's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Kyristian.

Kyrisland is ranked 31,217th in the world and 204th in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 39.26 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 503rdMost Influential: 1,210thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,197thMost Authoritarian: 5,552ndBest Weather: 5,653rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,251stSafest: 6,303rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,238thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,529thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,016thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,042ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,254thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,597thMost Cultured: 12,724thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,359thMost Patriotic: 14,088thHighest Food Quality: 14,090thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,652ndTop
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Largest Governments: 15,783rdHealthiest Citizens: 15,865thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,144thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,153rdMost Developed: 17,065thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,104thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,533rdMost Advanced Public Education: 20,448thMost Conservative: 21,138thMost Pacifist: 21,715thMost Inclusive: 22,904thMost Devout: 23,260thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,764thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27,464thMost Extreme: 31,217th
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Most Influential: 35th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 49th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 134th in the regionBest Weather: 174th in the regionSafest: 176th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 176th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 187th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 194th in the regionMost Extreme: 204th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 207th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 219th in the regionMost Patriotic: 231st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 237th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 237th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 265th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 283rd in the regionMost Cultured: 296th in the regionLargest Governments: 305th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 317th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 351st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 353rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 376th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 391st in the regionMost Devout: 393rd in the regionMost Developed: 396th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 402nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 417th in the regionMost Conservative: 424th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 438th in the regionMost Pacifist: 478th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 478th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 481st in the regionMost Inclusive: 524th in the region

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