Spotlight on:
The Queendom of Kyrisland |
“Be brave, be bold, and be a Good Samaritan”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: The East Pacific |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Queendom of Kyrisland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Kyris with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.258 billion Kyrislandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wysterville. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kyrislandian economy, worth 134 trillion Kyrians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 106,920 Kyrians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony, many friends and relatives of Empress Kyris have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Kyrisland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrisland's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Kyristian.
Kyrisland is ranked 31,217th in the world and 204th in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 39.26 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kyrisland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Kyrisland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrisland, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Kyrisland.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrisland, many friends and relatives of Empress Kyris have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrisland, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony.
- : Kyrisland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrisland, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrisland, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrisland, nations across the world are quick to praise Empress Kyris's good looks and intellectual prowess.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrisland, the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 213 » Azealand Isle, Romanoddle Republic, Merlovich, Danelaw Scandinavia, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, The Holy Rat, Stellar Colonies, CheeseBurrito, Elejamie, Kriov, A mean old man, Myehn, Resaaria, The Soviet Texas Union, Monezambique, Impia Aghte, Rainbow Vests, Goodnamesarerare, Vervian Desire, From New World, Lanagon, Lyontisia, Roliganistan, Enlil, Verconia, Barfleur, Harro Waarudho, The Empire of Rijelv, Talitoa, East Malaysia, La Xinga, Drunken Seal Islands, Kaigi, ReeK, Fellon, Azosd, Hunterdon, Lunma Un, Pondingonia, ReReReRepublic, Troc, Her Malue, Liberatarianism, The City of Philadelphia, The Holy Caltro, Tea Jol, New Gehenna, New Leganes, Trimmania, NewImperia, and 163 others.Volinovia, Headpat Central, Amabilis, The Nightmare and Dreams, Chinesasia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Evdon, Sergioica, Aeljae, Malvekia, A Slanted Black Stripe, Estados Unidos de Nueva Galicia, Henren, Keovia, Kucia, Enou, FrankieMania, Grid 32, Kuberistan, Norveeba, The Foraois, Foksan, Adolanta, Haltyas, Solarhis, Ubecc, Singapore3, Slongs, Irizia, Reynar, Iodinia, Northern Guyeds Koblinge, Unitria, Hizuru, The United States Of Harbinger, Vilender, Satroju, Dalia Porphyra, Osipia, Wakeopolis, Slonful, Sansangra, Karatol-Advenra, Jankono, EmpireBR, Grod Dratia, Modra, Kangarawa, Unger under over, Debluu, Arleat, Empire of Dabiristan, Apulon, Ridann, Dremaur, Froppill, The Atlotl Archipelago, Thurland, Marrabuk, The Almighty Country, Axdel, Veliekopolie, The 7th Coalition of Alba, BeNjAmInLaNdIa, Slys Paws, Roissyland, Bobadyk, Duracell, Zlatemorca, Blobbo, Davinhia, Kublam, Royabad, Lantros, Capave, Mariarty, Constervatania, Evrigenis, Propwash, Centrical Union, Under Upper Antartica, H-Zhena, Slav Republic State, Aivintis, Fenosia, Jakun, Anthonyland, Oricora, Pekweng, Nalur, Khusja, Eskzlenct, Allinburg, Maneiras, Nova Klarnistria, Asendavia, Agave, Dragons Blood, Uttawak, Wirist, Drakonica, Caymarnia, Alyoka, Seroscapia, Ivan Hady Fadhila, Justin K, The people of Gabon, Soramra, Aresetia, Opyra, Virabland, Allied States of Osea, Flarine, Sevleria, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Laurentrum, Theaca, Amjedia, Nova Foundation, Truth and Technologies, Ospuze, Kelsyth, New Pelican Island, The Clockwork Multiverse, Syrac, Waren, Miyadia, Pso Star System, Anglost, Kaunivuori, Reborn Bulgaria, Fluvik Unian, Restovix, Philville2, Zulore, Maltitalerland, American-Cascadia, Alggarvez, Carora, Documentary Film Crew, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Recaxa, Solanara, Alsatian Island, Atrocha, Corvau, Fish Republic, Cameronia Excellentia, The Perplexed, Endertopias, United China Nation, Rainbow Frogs with Death magic, Asinker, Enjamtivo, Mulgrabarr, The Sovereign Philippine Isles, Artificial Superintelligence, Ultatopia, Khundenceylestan, Isthmian, Sokala, Hieggary, and UFCL.