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The Federation of Parrots Den |
“You Can't Stop Progress”
| Category: Corporate Bordello | ||
| Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
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Location: Conch Kingdom |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Federation of Parrots Den is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Obi-Wan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.046 billion Parrots Denians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kenobi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Parrots Denian economy, worth a remarkable 1,236 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 245,084 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,267,745 per year while the poor average 25,741, a ratio of 49.2 to 1.
A glyph of Obi-Wan is worth a thousand letters, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, selling advanced CPUs to anti-Parrots Denian terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders, and you can touch grass without leaving your computer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Parrots Den's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Parrots Den is ranked 2,869th in the world and 2nd in Conch Kingdom for Fattest Citizens, with 37.91 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Parrots Den was endorsed by
The Evil corporation of Bethesda Scamville.
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Parrots Den was endorsed by
The Constitutional Empire of Ferom.
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Parrots Den was endorsed by
The Transitional State of Macadia.
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Parrots Den's influence in Conch Kingdom fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
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Parrots Den was endorsed by The Kingdom of Feit Daasen.
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Parrots Den was endorsed by
The Democratic States of Nomia.
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Parrots Den was endorsed by
The United Kingdom of Freviani.
- : Following new legislation in
Parrots Den, you can touch grass without leaving your computer.
- : Following new legislation in
Parrots Den, selling advanced CPUs to anti-Parrots Denian terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders.
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Parrots Den adopted General Assembly Resolution #10 "World Assembly Headquarters".
World Assembly
Krute Empire,
Socialist Platypus,
Natsuki State,
Sri Malawi,
Loveable Dogs,
Balan Bar,
Kiyadimundika,
DexterBurg,
Vanela,
Doge Flower,
Polacianth,
Liberto-Ancapistan,
Fungsland,
Islang She,
Guider,
Non opresive German Empire,
The Amacrennia,
Soviet Utopia Reunion Party,
Lozania,
Hubdova,
Orenia,
Cadiona,
Makka Pakka,
Kurczak Mielony,
Terra Celtae,
The Psittacines,
Freviani,
Nomia,
Macadia,
Ferom, and
Bethesda Scamville.



















































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