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The Sort Of Free Land of DexterBurg is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dexter with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 4.299 billion DexterBurgians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dexter Prime. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DexterBurgian economy, worth 784 trillion Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,551 Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, every workday begins with group therapy, and racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DexterBurg's national animal is the Laser Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dexterism.

DexterBurg is ranked 26,418^th in the world and 54^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 7,431.7 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.