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The United Socialist States of Soviet Utopia Reunion Party is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Hu Asked with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate population of 6.038 billion Soviet Utopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soviet Central. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Utopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,067 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,864 Soviet Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is Conch Kingdom's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters, the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in Conch Kingdom, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, and tourists call Soviet Utopian beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Utopia Reunion Party's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Soviet Utopia Reunion Party is ranked 242,723^rd in the world and 284^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Extreme, scoring 11.2 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.