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The Carefree United Kingdom of Vanela

“A guarantee of civility”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average		 Economy:
Frightening		 Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Conch Kingdom

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Carefree United Kingdom of Vanela is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Oliver Forch with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 5.408 billion Vanelansy are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kelia. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vanelan economy, worth 836 trillion Lotces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 154,624 Lotces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", and boys are shocked by the revolutionary lesson that women are actually human. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vanela's national animal is the Delphin Vanelsky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neoartanism.

Vanela is ranked 16,103rd in the world and 44th in Conch Kingdom for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,860.43 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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1%Most Influential: 1,325thTop
5%Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,766thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,280thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,064thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,292ndMost Accessible: 9,386thBest Weather: 10,156thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,388thNicest Citizens: 10,534thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,603rdMost Inclusive: 12,760thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,057thHighest Food Quality: 13,315thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,769thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,370thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,385thMost Developed: 14,953rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,048thTop
10%Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,103rdLargest Governments: 16,159thMost Efficient Economies: 16,897thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,256thMost Cultured: 18,621stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,837thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,031stLowest Crime Rates: 19,660thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,462ndMost Subsidized Industry: 22,779thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,082ndMost Corrupt Governments: 23,501stHighest Average Incomes: 23,842ndMost Pacifist: 24,221stMost Advanced Public Education: 24,552ndSmartest Citizens: 24,820thHealthiest Citizens: 28,276thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,868thLargest Agricultural Sector: 28,962ndTop
5%Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionTop
10%Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the region

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World Assembly

Has WA voting rights.
Endorsements Received: 2 » Makka Pakka and Natsuki State.