The Fattest Citizens in Conch Kingdom
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Conch Kingdom is ranked 24,805th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United Socialist States of Tulov | New York Times Democracy | “Proletariat, the Blackbirds lead our way!” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of McdonaldsMart | Left-Leaning College State | “With the power of capitalism we'll make robots real” | |
| 3. |  The Confederacy of Frislaund | Anarchy | “Endurance through Adversity, Joy through Strife” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Zombie Ariel | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Under the Sea” | |
| 5. |  The Monarcho-Socialist Nation of The Hasrne | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Free Africa from Europe!” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of River Plate Commonwealth | Corporate Police State | “Forged in Silver” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Katzebien | Capitalist Paradise | “Cats are humans too.” | |
| 8. |  The Best amazing awesome heaven of Yuor mmom | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Did you know that you have rights? Haha, just kidding!” | |
| 9. |  The Dictatorship of Great Technitium | Corporate Police State | “Gold is Everything” | |
| 10. |  The Latin Holy State of Kingdom of New Italy | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Im BACK BABY!” |
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