The Fattest Citizens in Conch Kingdom
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Conch Kingdom is ranked 24,157th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Brie-Loving Federation of Charville | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I Love Brie” | |
| 2. |  The Generally Free Land of Stustu | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Live Free, unless you like Hawaiian Pizza” | |
| 3. |  The Grand Duchy of Cora Farenia | Corporate Police State | “Per aurum liberamur” | |
| 4. |  The United Socialist States of Tulov | New York Times Democracy | “Proletariat, the Blackbirds lead our way!” | |
| 5. |  The Laissez-Faire Republic of United Corperations | Anarchy | “Riches or Bust” | |
| 6. |  The Free Land of McdonaldsMart | Left-Leaning College State | “With the power of capitalism we'll make robots real” | |
| 7. |  The Imperial Shogunate of Oshima Bafuku | Libertarian Police State | “Shori e” | |
| 8. |  The Colony of Lycom | Father Knows Best State | “An armed society is a polite society.” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Zombie Ariel | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Under the Sea” | |
| 10. |  The Monarcho-Socialist Nation of The Hasrne | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Free Africa from Europe!” |
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