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The Republic of Hubdova

“Here's to you who said I'll never make it”

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The Republic of Hubdova is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kristofer Heikkinen with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 2.772 billion Hubdovans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Hubdovan economy, worth 455 trillion Hunovas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 164,147 Hunovas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most towns have their Kristofer Heikkinen High School located on Kristofer Heikkinen Street, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, and criminals are thrown to the Boars to repay their debt to society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hubdova's national animal is the Boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Hubdova is ranked 15,235^th in the world and 55^th in Conch Kingdom for Smartest Citizens, with 73.49 quips per hour.

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