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The Unified Nations of Sri Malawi

“Justice, Loyalty, Fiction”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Conch Kingdom

Regional Influence: Truckler

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The Unified Nations of Sri Malawi is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mahinda Banda with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.51 billion Sri Malawians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilombo. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sri Malawian economy, worth 958 trillion Alups a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,041 Alups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime is totally unknown. Sri Malawi's national animal is the Thompson's Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sri Malawi is ranked 47,135th in the world and 37th in Conch Kingdom for Most Stationary, with 931.92403551268 days.

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Most Influential: 279thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,328thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 4,762ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,154thMost Efficient Economies: 6,406thMost Developed: 6,623rdSmartest Citizens: 6,760thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,301stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,131stMost Rebellious Youth: 9,326thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,458thNicest Citizens: 9,979thMost Inclusive: 10,302ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,344thMost Secular: 10,371stHighest Food Quality: 10,653rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,792ndSafest: 10,842ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,939thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,101stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,822ndMost Advanced Public Education: 12,465thRudest Citizens: 12,658thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,833rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,357thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,610thLargest Governments: 14,517thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,016thMost Cultured: 15,708thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,814thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,310thLargest Retail Industry: 22,273rdLowest Crime Rates: 23,745thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,893rdBest Weather: 25,179thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,235thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,771st
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Most Influential: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25th in the regionNudest: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Developed: 33rd in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 81 » Nibelia, Duby, Pervincia, Socialist Platypus, Paul Pasch, Liberto-Ancapistan, Nova Briton, Ziroxeut, Hubdova, Balan Bar, Tie-Died Chinchillas, The Psittacines, Lislandia, Novo Reslas, Seolia, Kyievska Rus, Aelandi, Loveable Dogs, Stustu, Ruotsaland, Empireedy, Northshires, Grand Order Of Lodgec, AusValia, Achlos, El Blurkistan, Red Finlandian Guard, Great Koryeo, Olornia, Pandorivia, Krullefor, Azflebrigan, Isolon, Delnish, Happiville, Gundeldingen, Reslania, The Celtics, Vioxa, Cassinea, Kiyadimundika, Grachevia, Makka Pakka, Boratstans, The Moon Raven, Heskurik, Beshyae, Tingham, Nova Cameroon, Mudreuque, and 31 others.Glentaurius, Rehavia-Nayot, Benanko, United Corperations, Athlanthean, Gabyl, DexterBurg, Polacianth, Union-Siberian Socialist-Monarchy, Ciapore, Socialist Republic of Vietnam Federation, Slavic Lurkers, Buyo, Ukaland City, The Free City of Nelson, Floofybit, Stellar entropy, Aeonic, Greater Burmaria, Rosenfeld-Winterberg, Makko Oko, Charville, La Sangre subio, Kaimalia, New Sker, Lycom, Macadia, Doge Flower, SocioLiber, Krute Empire, and Soviet Utopia Reunion Party.