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The Minarchic Republic of Kurczak Mielony

“Libertatem super omnia.”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
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Location: Conch Kingdom

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Minarchic Republic of Kurczak Mielony is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by individuals with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.995 billion Poles live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Environment, although Education is also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 2.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Polish economy, worth 678 trillion McCoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 96,975 McCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Kurczak Mielony's radio stations, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, and the nation is so apathetic that Poles can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kurczak Mielony's national animal is the White Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kurczak Mielony is ranked 27,216th in the world and 28th in Conch Kingdom for Most Extreme, scoring 34.77 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Rudest Citizens: 1,196thHighest Crime Rates: 1,322ndHighest Drug Use: 1,448thMost Influential: 1,710thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,886thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,754thMost Armed: 3,855thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,005thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,298thLargest Retail Industry: 6,670thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,019thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,470thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,616thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,482ndMost Inclusive: 13,563rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,985thMost Cultured: 14,149thSmartest Citizens: 16,021stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,569thMost Politically Free: 18,351stMost Secular: 18,656thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,974th
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionNudest: 20th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 28th in the regionMost Extreme: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Cultured: 41st in the regionMost Secular: 41st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 42nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 43rd in the region

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