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The Eternal Land of Loutsland

“Ignorance is the only sin.”

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The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Arthur with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.963 billion Loutslanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,501 trillion Golds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Furniture Restoration, Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 319,430 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Loutsland, war criminals are given full state funerals, and private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 1,398^th in the world and 37^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 109.27 flags saluted per person per day.

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