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The Five Islands of Tenana

“Bwel Bahru, Bwel Cheiru”

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The Five Islands of Tenana is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mia'alei Yrn'Galaasin Yl'Hiimwo with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.634 billion Tenahnuns enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pittazhw Cheiru. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tenanan economy, worth 763 trillion koshahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 99,982 koshahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government pours millions of koshahs into rehabilitation programs annually, it turns out you can teach cats new tricks, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption. Crime is totally unknown. Tenana's national animal is the silver-breasted montle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Li'eiru Lah.

Tenana is ranked 285,776^th in the world and 6,256^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.26 flags saluted per person per day.

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