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The Federation of Andstions

“All the armed prophets won, and the unarmed ones died”

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The Federation of Andstions is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Primeiro-Ministro Viktor Andreev with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.611 billion Andstionsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WarwiekiDandeek. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andstionsian economy, worth 804 trillion Nohern Lits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,419 Nohern Lits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, Primeiro-Ministro Viktor Andreev's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Andstions' is a smash hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andstions's national animal is the White wolf with blue eyes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Andstionismo.

Andstions is ranked 12,933^rd in the world and 375^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 57.6 flags saluted per person per day.

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