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The Balkan Utopia Folk Festival of Pannonika

“Ogień, nie muzyka!”

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The Balkan Utopia Folk Festival of Pannonika is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ronnie James Dio with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.032 billion Pannonikans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wratislavia. The average income tax rate is 44.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pannonikan economy, worth 582 trillion Pivoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 144,580 Pivoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance, Ronnie James Dio's reputation is hard as nails, the comic book series 'Ronnie James Dio and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, and the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pannonika's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bad.

Pannonika is ranked 280,322^nd in the world and 6,087^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.52 flags saluted per person per day.

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