Spotlight on:

The Republic of Hyphen

“National Motto...”

Overview • Dispatches • Policies • People • Government • Economy • Rank • Trend • Cards

The Republic of Hyphen is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, rampant corporate plagiarism, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.743 billion Hyphenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capolity. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hyphenian economy, worth 501 trillion Pacific Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is 87,339 Pacific Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyphen's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Hyphen is ranked 59,962^nd in the world and 1,380^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 23.48 flags saluted per person per day.

Top
1%Top
5%Top
10%Top
5%Top
10%