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The Torn-Down Condominium of Cinnibar

“Goodnight, Everybody!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The North Pacific

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The Torn-Down Condominium of Cinnibar is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Yakko Warner with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 21.797 billion Clydes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vacant Lot. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Clydic economy, worth a remarkable 2,075 trillion Nils a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,226 Nils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cinnibar's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is $6 SRIMP SPECIAL.

Cinnibar is ranked 53,798th in the world and 1,257th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 25.93 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 265thMost Influential: 792ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,385thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,886thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,466thMost Cultured: 5,297thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,414thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,752ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,199thMost Pacifist: 6,412thBest Weather: 7,133rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,297thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,298thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,377thHealthiest Citizens: 7,476thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,481stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,537thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,580thHighest Food Quality: 7,644thMost Developed: 7,792ndNicest Citizens: 9,644thMost Stationary: 10,123rdSmartest Citizens: 11,223rdHighest Economic Output: 11,950thMost Inclusive: 13,177thLargest Populations: 13,768thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,087thLowest Crime Rates: 14,281stTop
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Safest: 15,586thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,385thLargest Governments: 17,013thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,587thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,322ndLargest Publishing Industry: 24,934thMost Devout: 25,781st
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 116th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 117th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 125th in the regionMost Influential: 145th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 167th in the regionMost Stationary: 200th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 206th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 232nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 233rd in the regionMost Cultured: 240th in the regionLargest Populations: 243rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 245th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 327th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 327th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 330th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 331st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 360th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 369th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 377th in the regionBest Weather: 388th in the regionMost Developed: 393rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 403rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 406th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 442nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 496th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 537th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 557th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 596th in the region

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