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The Holy Cultural Districts of The Bikini Bottom Republic |
“Our one party united for all”
Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Holy Cultural Districts of The Bikini Bottom Republic is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Bubble Bass with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, avant-garde cinema, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.714 billion Bininilandese enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Binini Bottóm. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Bininiese economy, worth a remarkable 1,985 trillion Bininiese Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 227,809 Bininiese Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
On-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bikini Bottom Republic's national animal is the Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bininiese Catholicism.
The Bikini Bottom Republic is ranked 14,995th in the world and 423rd in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 54.18 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Bikini Bottom Republic, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts.
- : Following new legislation in The Bikini Bottom Republic, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
- : Following new legislation in The Bikini Bottom Republic, fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs.
- : Following new legislation in The Bikini Bottom Republic, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life.
- : Following new legislation in The Bikini Bottom Republic, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead".
- : Following new legislation in The Bikini Bottom Republic, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
- : The Bikini Bottom Republic voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right of Emigration"".
- : Following new legislation in The Bikini Bottom Republic, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
- : Following new legislation in The Bikini Bottom Republic, billion-Bininiese Pound sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in The Bikini Bottom Republic, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 241 » Shibutani, Koda-Land, Frances Francis the First of France, The Rhein States, Empy, Omnistria, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, Sikol, Corfad, Loutsland, Simone Republic, Kranostav, Ethnon, North Bratislava, Pallaith, Sil Dorsett, Prydania, Wineclaw, Vincone Cae, Malta Comino Gozo, Votak Matim, The Iron Lions, Xagill, South Baba, Merconitonitopia, A Salmon Named Harold, Wilkshire, Zeternia, PotatoFarmers, Former English Colony, Seenvorland, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Bankowiata, Unsophisticate, Animu Place, Pasargad, Chukstik Illahi, Xentherida, Zyvetskistaahn, Maott, Unshleepd, Aeolist, AmManies, Singamadri, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, Capitista, Hellsinky, The Jerichowan Country, and 191 others.Kwaj, Pleroma Sans Romans, Holy Marcus Empire, Parpyduckland, Khoik, KAP03land, Regallio, Bornodia, The Arverni Lands, Gragadoia, Bagojo, Inspiratus, GPT-3, Siwale, Varisland, Filibustra, Gurou, Batatoland Empire, Oannia, Omicron Persei V111, Rainengrad, Westerhold, Sechiole, Antiyard, The Austro Germanic Union, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Austro-Bavarian States, Chipoli, Russila, Darkanistan, Transitional Global Authority, Etanur, Racoda, Nationeer, Harjad, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Laforeia, Dem Republic of Romania, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Rex Republic, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Esperonia, IHateRights, Ellbonnia, Arucaria, Federation of Vanguard, Blyskalia, The Confederate States of America, Pinky Queen, New Selkirk, Gorundu, Iespao, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Rinadia, Atrito, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Snipland, Southern Moosetopia, Laurendon, Marlducro, Old Emporia, Catalis, South Parter, Esteneng, Deliber, Rionion, Salagalu, Unimaginable Doom, Crilland, Prismaria, Northern-Kempia, Tvers, TamilPesum, Amestris-Britannia, Frieszia, New Atlantico, New-Ferytland, The Union of Galaxies, Ishtimbine, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Roman Empire August, Bjorkikistan, Valentine Z, Periklia, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Alire, Ham Federation, Ayuzhhhhh, Crystal Creation, Ovekisu, Vilaforta, Bedsonya, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Bodhisva, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Tugupaw, New Cordyceps, Inclement Space, XST, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Neptunian Military Administration, Alogiada, Sellaeta, Qep, Republiqueducroissant, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Kingdom of Time, Aerilia, Zelenaya Dolina, Zandos, Love Shack, Toastsylvania, Mortionia, Eurocom, Texopolian TRADE ROUTE, Northumberlandia, Tehmistan, Small Venezia, Joevala, Jasmine Dragon, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Segesta, Illusia and Neverendia, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Germanic Cat, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Kyroth Dreemurr, Kabarovsk, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Eludmonden, Fragrancia, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Barxa, Halsoni, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Nistriabar, Altivia, Tharlect, Aoncarpa, Ardok, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, Ubeland, Hyphen, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, The Resoland, Yaorozu, PwRepublic, Suvarnavarta, Chuukara Treellis, La Baja California, Ziprotscria, The Tony Paporordia, Davidianian, Dillimore, Tragesch Firwat, Belgioca, Stal Valley, Sebasticook, Bhadeshistan, Northern Zorbrasnka, Hikki, and Juba.