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The Glorious Empire of Democratic Republic of Magley

“Speak softly and carry a big stick”

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The Glorious Empire of Democratic Republic of Magley is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eskimo Brother with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.261 billion Democratic Republic of Magleyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magleysburg. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Democratic Republic of Magleyian economy, worth 121 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,486 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateparks can be found in every city, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Democratic Republic of Magleyian ambassadors, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Democratic Republic of Magley's national animal is the Sasquatch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is National Eskimo Society.

Democratic Republic of Magley is ranked 89,616^th in the world and 2,117^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 16.25 flags saluted per person per day.

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