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The Cascadian State of Chukstik Illahi

“Nesaika illahi”

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The Cascadian State of Chukstik Illahi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.845 billion Chukstikians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Q'alis Illahi. The average income tax rate is 12.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chukstikian economy, worth an astonishing 10,284 trillion Chickamins a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 470,787 Chickamins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, and foreign despots proudly bandstand on Chukstikian airwaves. Crime is totally unknown. Chukstik Illahi's national animal is the Orca -whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Chukstik Illahi is ranked 100,092^nd in the world and 2,491^st in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 15.06 flags saluted per person per day.

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