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The Solidarity Movement of Attempted Socialism

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The Solidarity Movement of Attempted Socialism is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.189 billion Socialists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karlmarxhof. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist economy, worth a remarkable 4,921 trillion work-hour equivalents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 256,458 work-hour equivalents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and political spontaneity takes a lot of planning. Crime is totally unknown. Attempted Socialism's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Attempted Socialism is ranked 284,516^th in the world and 6,211^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.37 flags saluted per person per day.

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