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The Republic of Tamarvand

“We stick together. We keep each other safe.”

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The Republic of Tamarvand is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Grand Pooh-Bah Gilbert Sullivan with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, devout population of 7.005 billion Tamaraneans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Demonsreach. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tamaran economy, worth a remarkable 1,256 trillion Liens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 179,316 Liens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, and property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tamarvand's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Foundationism.

Tamarvand is ranked 11,807^th in the world and 353^rd in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 59.8 flags saluted per person per day.

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