The Western Protectorate of Dalimbar
“No family is safe when I sashay”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Location: the West Pacific
Regional Influence: Truckler
The Western Protectorate of Dalimbar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Protector General Mazrim Rahl with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.336 billion Dalimbari are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andreisberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.6%.
The powerhouse Dalimbari economy, worth a remarkable 2,013 trillion Dali's patiences a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 68,647 Dali's patiences, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 199,673 per year while the poor average 18,670, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.
Imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, and the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalimbar's national animal is the Libreagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dalism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dalimbar was endorsed by The Theocracy of MCdonalds Piligrims.
- : Dalimbar rejected a request from G10 for an embassy with The West Pacific.
- : Dalimbar voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
- : Dalimbar was endorsed by The United States of Ridmus.
- : Dalimbar was endorsed by The Kingdom of Bad-Breisig.
- : Dalimbar was endorsed by The Technocracy of Xupqeu.
- : Dalimbar was endorsed by The Empire of The God of Madness.
- : Dalimbar was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Enormous Norman.
- : Dalimbar was endorsed by The Empire of Ingentis Novus.
- : Dalimbar was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of The Grandest Empire.
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