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The Western Protectorate of Dalimbar

“No family is safe when I sashay”

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Location: the West Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Western Protectorate of Dalimbar is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Protector General Markus Briand with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.741 billion Dalimbari are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andreisberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.4%.

The all-consuming Dalimbari economy, worth a remarkable 2,810 trillion Dali's patiences a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,825 Dali's patiences, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 361,873 per year while the poor average 13,189, a ratio of 27.4 to 1.

Officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalimbar's national animal is the Libreagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dalism.

Dalimbar is ranked 5,347th in the world and 91st in the West Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 2,810 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Populations: 1,791stLargest Black Market: 1,905thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,552ndBest Weather: 4,248thHighest Economic Output: 5,347thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,434thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,541stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,695thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,240thHealthiest Citizens: 9,229thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,890thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,532ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,135thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,538thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,872ndTop
Most Influential: 12,145thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,008thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,605thLowest Crime Rates: 15,547thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,569thMost Secular: 17,757thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,042ndMost Cultured: 19,079thSmartest Citizens: 19,713thMost Stationary: 20,510thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,805thMost Developed: 21,010thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,917th
Largest Populations: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 33rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 42nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 86th in the regionBest Weather: 88th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 91st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 96th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 110th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 169th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 185th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 191st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 205th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 235th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 243rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 243rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 248th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 256th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 282nd in the regionMost Stationary: 283rd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 320th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 347th in the regionMost Influential: 376th in the regionMost Secular: 400th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 410th in the regionMost Cultured: 413th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 430th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 432nd in the regionMost Developed: 437th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 444th in the region

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