Spotlight on:
The United Minions of JLIANG |
“Me want banana!”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: the West Pacific |
Regional Influence: Page |
The United Minions of JLIANG is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Kevin with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 1.52 billion Minions are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minion City. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Minion economy, worth 156 trillion Banana Dollers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,008 Banana Dollers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, the government is flooded with compensation requests, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and superfoods are often seen as supervillains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JLIANG's national animal is the Minion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Despicable Banana.
JLIANG is ranked 242,958th in the world and 3,131st in the West Pacific for Most Secular, with 13.73 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in JLIANG, superfoods are often seen as supervillains.
- : Following new legislation in JLIANG, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
- : Following new legislation in JLIANG, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
- : JLIANG endorsed The Republic of Krasnoyarska-Polska.
- : JLIANG endorsed The Republic of Little Snoring.
- : Following new legislation in JLIANG, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
- : Following new legislation in JLIANG, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
- : Following new legislation in JLIANG, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.
- : Following new legislation in JLIANG, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : JLIANG endorsed The Technocratic Federation of Laudesia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 34 » Overthinkers, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Varanius, Isachile Tum, Fotisdia, Bhang Bhang Duc, Wickedly evil people, Rengum in Lingo, Mediobogdum, Corbeil, Dilber, Hamburg Neo, Fujai, Apexiala, Hongg Kong, Acarodia, Willow Gate, Nas Crustium, Twazta, Algueneia, Arkengia, Howell, CityCity, All European nations, Infinite Star, Sorprendente, Xanderstan, NewIberia, Covenentia, Elegarth, Kisovec, El Facil, Guitermot, and Laudesia.