The Grumpy Old Sage of Mediobogdum
“She Stoops to Conquer”
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Location: the West Pacific
Regional Influence: Apprentice
The Grumpy Old Sage of Mediobogdum is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Septimius Severus with an even hand, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, enslaved workforce, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 17.276 billion Mediobogdumians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gariannonum. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mediobogdumian economy, worth a remarkable 4,331 trillion Denaris a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 250,745 Denaris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Mediobogdumian grocery store, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and glassy-eyed Mediobogdumian wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mediobogdum's national animal is the Gyr Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mediobogdum was endorsed by The Kingdom of Aquliana.
- : Mediobogdum endorsed The Empire of Whalia.
- : Mediobogdum endorsed The Allied States of Westenegen.
- : Mediobogdum was endorsed by The Most Gilt Republic of Fhaengshia.
- : Mediobogdum endorsed The Most Gilt Republic of Fhaengshia.
- : Mediobogdum was endorsed by The Kingdom of Abadazad.
- : Mediobogdum was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Sneedstein.
- : Mediobogdum was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Willows island.
- : Mediobogdum was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
- : Mediobogdum was endorsed by The United States of Foxcountry.
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