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The Christmas Star of Staneburg

“United in Diversity”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: the West Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Christmas Star of Staneburg is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 666 million Staneburgians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cauloria. The average income tax rate is 40.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Staneburgian economy, worth 77.1 trillion Stences a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 115,714 Stences, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, and government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications. Crime is totally unknown. Staneburg's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Staneburg is ranked 30,801st in the world and 305th in the West Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,427.94 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,764thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 8,074thMost Inclusive: 13,553rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,170thMost Influential: 14,373rdTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 16,616thHighest Food Quality: 18,134thNicest Citizens: 19,011thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,892ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,901stMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,466thMost Pacifist: 23,869thMost Developed: 26,772ndLargest Gambling Industry: 28,436thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28,655thMost Cultured: 29,388thHighest Poor Incomes: 30,327thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30,801stSmartest Citizens: 31,173rd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 46th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 94th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 155th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 223rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 234th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 240th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 262nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 298th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 305th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 313th in the regionMost Developed: 319th in the regionNicest Citizens: 331st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 335th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 348th in the regionMost Influential: 352nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 358th in the region

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