Spotlight on:
The Christmas Star of Staneburg |
“United in Diversity”
Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: the West Pacific |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Christmas Star of Staneburg is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 666 million Staneburgians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cauloria. The average income tax rate is 40.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Staneburgian economy, worth 77.1 trillion Stences a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 115,714 Stences, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, and government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications. Crime is totally unknown. Staneburg's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Staneburg is ranked 30,801st in the world and 305th in the West Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,427.94 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Staneburg, government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications.
- : Following new legislation in Staneburg, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
- : Following new legislation in Staneburg, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.
- : Following new legislation in Staneburg, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
- : Following new legislation in Staneburg, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
- : Following new legislation in Staneburg, Leader has killer fashion sense.
- : Following new legislation in Staneburg, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street".
- : Following new legislation in Staneburg, a bureaucratic fight over SIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations.
- : Following new legislation in Staneburg, homophobia is off the menu.
- : Staneburg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.