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The Little Voice In Your Head of Witchcraft and Sorcery

“Magic really does exist!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Little Voice In Your Head of Witchcraft and Sorcery is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mayor Cardinal with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.774 billion listeners hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Night Vale. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient listening economy, worth a remarkable 3,407 trillion cosines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 164,006 cosines, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", there's some really clean windows in listening houses, and when people want to start a family the government helps them planet carefully. Crime is totally unknown. Witchcraft and Sorcery's national animal is the mysterious hooded figure, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is never looking back.

Witchcraft and Sorcery is ranked 12,852nd in the world and 854th in the South Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 4,015 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 41stMost Rebellious Youth: 880thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,026thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,076thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,216thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,240thMost Pacifist: 1,847thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,080thNicest Citizens: 2,198thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,216thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,755thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,812thMost Cultured: 2,938thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,120thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,366thBest Weather: 3,397thHighest Food Quality: 3,429thMost Devout: 3,685thMost Inclusive: 4,034thLargest Governments: 4,039thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,317thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,687thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,701stMost Developed: 4,834thHighest Economic Output: 4,839thMost Efficient Economies: 4,891stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,925thHealthiest Citizens: 5,637thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,720thSafest: 6,293rdSmartest Citizens: 6,332ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,615thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,581stLargest Populations: 9,634thHighest Average Incomes: 12,536thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,730thMost Influential: 12,852ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,019thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,441stLowest Crime Rates: 25,722nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 33rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 34th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 34th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Pacifist: 59th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 60th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 63rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 63rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 70th in the regionLargest Populations: 81st in the regionMost Cultured: 81st in the regionMost Devout: 83rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 84th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 91st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 93rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 97th in the regionBest Weather: 101st in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 106th in the regionLargest Governments: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 117th in the regionMost Inclusive: 137th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 142nd in the regionMost Developed: 155th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 156th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 158th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 164th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 178th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 182nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 189th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 193rd in the regionSafest: 195th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 195th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 228th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 336th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 392nd in the regionNudest: 425th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 497th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 574th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 737th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 794th in the regionMost Influential: 854th in the region

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