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The Western Card Czar of Giovanniland

“All hail Giovanniland, the Glory of the West!”

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Location: the West Pacific

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Western Card Czar of Giovanniland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Giovanni the 1st with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.679 billion Giovannilandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giovannistadt. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Giovannilandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,282 trillion Golden Orbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 348,715 Golden Orbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, the fate of the world literally rests on King Giovanni the 1st's fingers, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, and they say that King Giovanni the 1st's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Giovanniland's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Giovanniland is ranked 58,541st in the world and 1,867th in the West Pacific for Most Secular, with 24.32 Atheism Rate.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 195thMost Influential: 407thLargest Gambling Industry: 423rdRudest Citizens: 432ndHighest Poor Incomes: 562ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 661stHighest Crime Rates: 802ndMost Armed: 1,043rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,113thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,263rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,283rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,283rdHighest Drug Use: 1,303rdLargest Black Market: 1,511thMost Inclusive: 1,714thMost Politically Free: 1,731stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,859thFattest Citizens: 2,023rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,031stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,166thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,557thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,697thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,821stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,261stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,312thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,477thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,886thLargest Governments: 4,097thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,293rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,350thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,648thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,695thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,751stMost Cultured: 5,018thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,588thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,076thSmartest Citizens: 6,475thBest Weather: 6,530thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,838thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,877thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,335thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,968thNudest: 9,802ndTop
Nicest Citizens: 13,619thHighest Economic Output: 14,160thMost Developed: 17,146thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,550th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionFattest Citizens: 41st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 47th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 51st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 55th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 56th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 60th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 67th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 70th in the regionLargest Governments: 72nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 93rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 94th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 99th in the regionMost Cultured: 106th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 107th in the regionNudest: 113th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 127th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 147th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 148th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 148th in the regionBest Weather: 151st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 154th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 166th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 218th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 357th in the regionMost Developed: 367th in the regionMost Stationary: 432nd in the regionMost Extreme: 465th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 503rd in the region

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