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The Western Card Czar of Giovanniland

“All hail Giovanniland!”

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Location: the West Pacific

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Western Card Czar of Giovanniland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Giovanni I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 2.137 billion Giovannilandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giovannistadt. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Giovannilandian economy, worth 516 trillion Blue Orbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 241,907 Blue Orbs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, and being King Giovanni I has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Giovanniland's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Giovanniland is ranked 9,875th in the world and 199th in the West Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,765.86 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 10thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 236thLargest Gambling Industry: 481stRudest Citizens: 796thMost Influential: 1,172ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,257thHighest Drug Use: 1,301stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,325thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,086thMost Armed: 2,302ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,793rdMost Inclusive: 3,178thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,426thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,630thHighest Average Incomes: 3,690thLargest Black Market: 4,141stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,173rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,407thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,127thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,537thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,593rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,025thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,277thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,777thBest Weather: 6,830thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,995thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,235thLargest Retail Industry: 7,462ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,590thMost Cultured: 7,779thLargest Governments: 8,389thNudest: 8,735thNicest Citizens: 9,210thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,875thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,239thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 10,512thSmartest Citizens: 11,421stMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,534thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,572ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,164thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,370thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,877thMost Developed: 16,210thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,653rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,843rd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Armed: 52nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 55th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 60th in the regionLargest Black Market: 69th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 78th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 82nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 82nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 84th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 100th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 105th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 121st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 127th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 129th in the regionNudest: 132nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 132nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 148th in the regionLargest Governments: 158th in the regionBest Weather: 159th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 167th in the regionMost Cultured: 170th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 174th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 181st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 187th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 199th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 206th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 210th in the regionNicest Citizens: 222nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 234th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 252nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 262nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 288th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 300th in the regionMost Developed: 372nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 378th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 396th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 400th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 417th in the region

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