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The Most Serene Republic of Istastioner

“Pabulatus a Pluvia et Nive”

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The Most Serene Republic of Istastioner is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Alexandria Hamilton with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 4.49 billion Istastionerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Milford City. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Istastionerian economy, worth 937 trillion Istastionerian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 208,897 Istastionerian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, religious education is a new government priority, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Istastioner's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Istastioner is ranked 278,247^th in the world and 1,315^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.59 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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