Spotlight on:
The United States of Schiaparelli |
“Moving Forward”
Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Europe |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The United States of Schiaparelli is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 185 million Schiaparellians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 37.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Schiaparellian economy, worth 12.9 trillion AICS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,696 AICS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, discarded pennies litter the streets, political dissidents are cut off from essential services, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schiaparelli's national animal is the Scorpion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Schiaparelli is ranked 53,757th in the world and 635th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,072.45 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Schiaparelli, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
- : Following new legislation in Schiaparelli, political dissidents are cut off from essential services.
- : Following new legislation in Schiaparelli, discarded pennies litter the streets.
- : Following new legislation in Schiaparelli, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
- : Following new legislation in Schiaparelli, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.
- : Following new legislation in Schiaparelli, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Schiaparelli City for fear of causing a fuss.
- : Following new legislation in Schiaparelli, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
- : Following new legislation in Schiaparelli, even secular Schiaparellians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".
- : Following new legislation in Schiaparelli, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
- : Schiaparelli endorsed The Slaypublic of Gliesetonia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 63 » Kronverg, Elisabethshagen, Northern German Federation, Irminsulia, Istastioner, The Champions League, Meropis, Invernessia, UGBK, Thracia Republic, Slavatania, Saarenmaa, Elestansa, Liberepublia, Kkorea, Regnum Italiae, Raghallaigh, The New Nordic Union, Ortigia, Thracia and Crimea, Holy Europe Empire, Northern Socialist States, Trixeland, Mally Piznoopia, Armbruster, Rary, Mancidonia, Woodlands, New Eestiball, Society of Russian Freedom, Cot Deviet, St Scarlett, Basque Dominion, Wombelland, Iceagea, Bastile, Dark Matter, Walfo, Ausvelt, Yahlia, Great Clucky, Cambany, The Oriental Empire, Balcem, Skalliad, Saint Asperes, Woreyland, The AbelLandia, Agausia, Reiserland, and 13 others.North of Americas, Der Deutscher Volksbund, Faack, East Ase Palmars, New Vardarland, Robbonia, Agatep, Nardin, Ferranghia, Calicov, Kalebo, Western Balkania, and Gliesetonia.