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The Meritocratic Republic of Avalisk

“Per meritum et iustitiam.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Europe

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The Meritocratic Republic of Avalisk is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Head Councilor Hollis Knox with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.834 billion Avalisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Almorac. The average income tax rate is 83.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Avalissian economy, worth 953 trillion Seahles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,489 Seahles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, vaccinations are mandatory, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Head Councilor Hollis Knox is a silly poophead, and children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avalisk's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zephyrism.

Avalisk is ranked 286,338th in the world and 1,404th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -16.42 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 631stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,189thTop
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Most Armed: 2,925thMost Patriotic: 3,619thBest Weather: 3,994thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,005thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,064thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,378thMost Devout: 5,840thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,617thHealthiest Citizens: 6,656thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,453rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,513thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,754thLowest Crime Rates: 7,794thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,121stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,488thMost Developed: 9,036thSmartest Citizens: 10,903rdHighest Food Quality: 11,485thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,025thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,149thMost Cultured: 12,254thLargest Governments: 13,084thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 16,049thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,531stMost Advanced Public Education: 17,636thHighest Average Incomes: 18,204thMost Authoritarian: 18,985thMost Inclusive: 21,809th
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Most Armed: 22nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 29th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionMost Devout: 38th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 81st in the regionBest Weather: 83rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 107th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 109th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 119th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 119th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 126th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 126th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 134th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 138th in the region

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