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The Democratic Republic of Toinetopia

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The Democratic Republic of Toinetopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arin Jansson with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.518 billion Toinetopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gnomo. The average income tax rate is 60.1%.

The Toinetopian economy, worth 159 trillion Toinetopian Euros a year, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,216 Toinetopian Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, and one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Arin Jansson's office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toinetopia's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Toinetopia is ranked 159,714^th in the world and 786^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 279 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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