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The National Collectivity of Polre |
“We Do What We Must Because We Can”
| Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
| Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
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Location: Europe |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The National Collectivity of Polre is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Administrator Corthins with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.624 billion Polreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Starchia. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Polrean economy, worth 279 trillion Polroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 171,977 Polroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
The only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polre's national animal is the Animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Polrean Christianity.
Polre is ranked 11,204th in the world and 224th in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 109 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Polre, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order.
- : Following new legislation in
Polre, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
- : Following new legislation in
Polre, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
- :
Polre was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in
Polre, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice.
- : Following new legislation in
Polre, foreign musicians that Administrator Corthins dislikes are turned away at the border.
- : Following new legislation in
Polre, immigrants who don't like the taste of Polrean Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
- : Following new legislation in
Polre, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
- : Following new legislation in
Polre, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist.
- : Following new legislation in
Polre, where there's smoke there's the Polrean Forestry Department.
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