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The Free Land of Nyvardan

“I'm with you and I don't open!”

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The Free Land of Nyvardan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Taludão with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.713 billion Nyvardanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mao-shi. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nyvardanian economy, worth 557 trillion Nyvedas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 150,193 Nyvedas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, camera crews have accompanied conscripted dancers to film 'Marching On Ice', companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, and supervisors in Nyvardan commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyvardan's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ichimichimis.

Nyvardan is ranked 4,668^th in the world and 4^th in Lands End for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,435.49 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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