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The Peoples Republic of Hansa Federation

“Another Day Another Doller”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Lands End

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Peoples Republic of Hansa Federation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Big Francis with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.902 billion Emoes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Lubeck. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Hansa Federationian economy, worth 392 trillion Crayons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,147 Crayons, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 748,458 per year while the poor average 12,282, a ratio of 60.9 to 1.

Parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside, and Big Francis is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hansa Federation's national animal is the Burgers, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Emoism.

Hansa Federation is ranked 248,633rd in the world and 274th in Lands End for Most Income Equality, scoring 1.64 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Primitive: 772ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 909thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,325thHighest Crime Rates: 2,267thMost Devout: 2,345thMost Avoided: 2,546thNudest: 2,707thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,904thMost Influential: 2,964thFattest Citizens: 3,125thLargest Mining Sector: 3,297thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,419thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,451stLargest Retail Industry: 3,466thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,785thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,004thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,250thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,978thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,226thLargest Black Market: 10,365thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,598thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,187thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,214thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 18,956thHighest Average Incomes: 19,832ndMost Cultured: 21,191stMost Subsidized Industry: 21,386thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25,400thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27,216th
Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionTop
Nudest: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 24th in the region

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